http://logobama.com/

Jackson v. Jackson

But Reverend Jackson, you're assuming the guy has any.

[***resists the urge to say, "you can borrow my tweezers exacto-knife, reverend."***]

The most offensive part of this family feud is that Junior is actually trying to make us think he's above making offensive comments.

Right. Junior would never do that.

A new kind of politics

Hope. Change. Greed.

Rendell, who plans to campaign on Obama's behalf and raise money for him, said tonight's event in Philadelphia is a joint fundraiser for Obama and the cash-strapped Democratic National Committee.

But in a sign of the urgency to raise campaign cash, Rendell said Obama didn't want to reschedule tonight's fundraiser, even though the governor warned him that many Philadelphia donors were headed to the New Jersey shore for the weekend. Rendell said Obama told him: "We don't need the people. We just need the checks."

Not ready to make nice

So now they're supposed to be nice to us.

Fuck that.

The audacity of blatant pandering

Here's a quick and easy way to read Barack Obama's Audacity of Hope: 

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The Senator mentions his own suits with the same frequency as either feminists or Hillary Clinton--but those are all mentioned half as often as dogs.

This is the word of the lord

So now he's a school parent who volunteers for watching the sandbox during recess:

"That means all of you have to be nice to Clinton supporters."

       --Senator Barack Obama, to 300+ of his disciples supporters, 5/17/08

What eloquence. What caring. What compassion.

No, seriously...

WHAT eloquence?

WHAT caring?

WHAT compassion?

I tell ya, he's a real sweetie.

The son-of-a-mill-worker is a whore

Did Senator Obama pay for just a one-time performance, or did he spring for the whole week?

A new kind of politics, indeed. 

And John, if you start to have doubts, just remember that you're doing it for the handbags: