Thursday, May 8, 2008

Keep fighting for Hillary...


...because she keeps fighting for us.






STRONGER
Christina Aguilera

After all you put me through
You'd think I'd despise you
But in the end I want to thank you
Because you made me that much stronger

When I, thought I knew you
Thinking, that you were true
I guess I, I couldn't trust
Called your bluff, time is up
'Cause I've had enough
You were, there by my side
Always, down for the ride
But your, joy ride just came down in flames
'Cause your greed sold me out in shame, mmhmm

After all of the stealing and cheating
You probably think that I hold resentment for you
But, uh uh, oh no, you're wrong
'Cause if it wasn't for all that you tried to do
I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through
So I wanna say thank you

'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
It makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
Makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Ohh, ohh, ohh, ohhhh, ohh-yeah ah uhhhuh

Never, saw it coming
All of, your backstabbing
Just so, you could cash in
On a good thing before I realized your game
I heard, you're going around
Playing the victim now
But don't, even begin
Feeling I'm the one to blame
'Cause you dug your own grave

After all of the fights and the lies
Yes you wanted to harm me but that won't work anymore
Uh, no more, oh no, it's over
'Cause if it wasn't for all of your torture
I wouldn't know how to be this way now, and never back down
So I wanna say thank you

'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

How could this man I thought I knew
Turn out to be unjust so cruel
Could only see the good in you
Pretended not to see the truth
You tried to hide your lies, disguise yourself
Through living in denial
But in the end you'll see
YOU-WON'T-STOP-ME

I am a fighter and I
I ain't gonna stop
There is no turning back
I've had enough

'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter

Thought I would forget, 
Though I, I remember,
I remember,
I remember

'Cause it makes me that much stronger
Makes me work a little bit harder
Makes me that much wiser
So thanks for making me a fighter
Made me learn a little bit faster
Made my skin a little bit thicker
It makes me that much smarter
So thanks for making me a fighter 





Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Clinton leads Obama by more than 3400...


...in number of "anti" images being sold at CafePress.com*.


I'm not an expert on U.S. political history, but does anyone out there know how many times a presidential candidate has been targeted with such attacks--simultaneously, not just as isolated individual attacks, by the way--as:

  • Bitch
  • Liar
  • Hates America
  • Will eat your children
  • Beat her
  • Bitch
  • Throw rocks at
  • Urinate on 
  • Anti-Christ
  • Bitch
  • If only O.J. had married
  • Deceitful
  • Bitch
  • Delusional
  • Deranged
  • Bitch
  • Not wanted even by their spouse
  • Needs to get back in the kitchen
  • Cries like a baby
  • Scares me
  • The Devil
  • Sucks
  • Cow
  • Mad Cow
  • Communist
  • Rotten
  • Bitch
  • Can suck my conservative dick

The goal is here is NOT to advocate for more offensive slogans targeting Senator Obama. That's not the kind of "equality" I'm fighting for. 

But it is noteworthy that the masses seem to know that certain things just aren't okay. I haven't seen any t-shirts with 

  • white hoods, or 
  • nooses, or 
  • rope tied to the bumper of a pickup truck, or 
  • burning crosses, or
  • calls for the Senator to return to the cotton field...

and the list could go on.



*This is far from a scientific study. And granted, many of the same slogans are listed in both "Anti-Hillary" and "Anti-Obama" sections. But just by perusing both sections you can't help but notice some interesting distinctions.



Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Words of wisdom

[Feeling antsy waiting for Tuesday's primary results.]


"We come together in fields and factories, in village markets and supermarkets, in living rooms and board rooms. Whether it is while playing with our children in the park, or washing clothes in a river, or taking a break at the office water cooler, we come together and talk about our aspirations and concern. And time and again, our talk turns to our children and our families. However different we may appear, there is far more that unites us than divides us. We share a common future, and we are here to find common ground so that we may help bring new dignity and respect to women and girls all over the world, and in so doing bring new strength and stability to families as well...

What we are learning around the world is that if women are healthy and educated, their families will flourish. If women are free from violence, their families will flourish. If women have a chance to work and earn as full and equal partners in society, their families will flourish. And when families flourish, communities and nations do as well. That is why every woman, every man, every child, every family, and every nation on this planet does have a stake in the discussion that takes place here...

At this very moment, as we sit here, women around the world are giving birth, raising children, cooking meals, washing clothes, cleaning houses, planting crops, working on assembly lines, running companies, and running countries. Women also are dying from diseases that should have been prevented or treated. They are watching their children succumb to malnutrition caused by poverty and economic deprivation. They are being denied the right to go to school by their own fathers and brothers. They are being forced into prostitution, and they are being barred from the bank lending offices and banned from the ballot box...

We need to understand there is no one formula for how women should lead our lives. That is why we must respect the choices that each woman makes for herself and her family. Every woman deserves the chance to realize her own God-given potential. But we must recognize that women will never gain full dignity until their human rights are respected and protected...

Tragically, women are most often the ones whose human rights are violated. Even now, in the late 20th century, the rape of women continues to be used as an instrument of armed conflict. Women and children make up a large majority of the world’s refugees. And when women are excluded from the political process, they become even more vulnerable to abuse. I believe that now, on the eve of a new millennium, it is time to break the silence. It is time for us to say here in Beijing, and for the world to hear, that it is no longer acceptable to discuss women’s rights as separate from human rights..."

Hillary Rodham Clinton
United Nations 4th World Conference on Women
Beijing, China
September 5, 1995



Monday, May 5, 2008

Due respect to non-elitist eunuchs


This is NOT a negative attack on the part of one of Senator Clinton's supporters:


"If she gave him one of her cojones, they'd both have two."
            --James Carville (Newsweek article, 5/2/08)


In fact, James Carville is speaking waaaaaaaaaaay too complimentary of Senator Obama.


Sure, condoning this kind of hypermasculine posturing is just buying into the patriarchy. And it does veer close to stooping to the level of negative personal attacks. And yes, I have been/would be/shall be offended at all of the attacks questioning Senator Clinton's identity, femininity, body, or personal qualities. But you know what? Fuck it. I'll do my feminist penance and say 10 Hail Andrea Dworkin's on November 5. And with President Clinton's swearing in in January it will be that much easier to dismantle the white supremacist capitalist heterosexist patriarchy. James Carville is just reminding us that one shouldn't try to send a boy into to do a woman's job. BAM!



Saturday, May 3, 2008

Could you imagine a pregnant Donald Rumsfeld?


I'm sorry for creating any visuals of ole' Rummy...that don't involve being tried and convicted as a war criminal.

But take a look at this:

Spain's Defense Minister Carme Chacón
(who happens to be 7 months pregnant) inspects the troops.


I took French in grade school and high school, so I don't know how to say YOU GO, GIRL! in Spanish.

Spain's Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero was elected in 2004. "In his first term, he passed a sweeping law against domestic violence, legalized gay marriage, eased divorce laws, and required political parties to practice gender parity. He also appointed equal numbers of men and women to cabinet positions" [read more here].

And, what's more, he was reelected on March 9.

Now THAT is change I can believe in.

Can you just envision President Hillary Rodham Clinton and Prime Minister Zapatero getting together next year and opening some serious transnational whoop-ass on the patriarchy?!?



Friday, May 2, 2008

Learning Microsoft Word with Barack Obama






If Senator Clinton was foolish enough as to take one of her policy positions paper for one state and pass it off for another, then Arianna Huffington, Chris Matthews, and Keith Olbermann would simultaneously have multiple orgasms while their heads exploded.

When Senator Obama does it, no one seems to notice or care.

Change we can believe in, my ass. I didn't know he meant "Change the word 'Pennsylvania' to 'Oregon'."** There are probably a lot of bitter folk in Oregon, anyway, so they don't count.


What's funny (offensive, really) is that the Obama campaign even fails miserably at trying to scam voters. Apparently the folks in "the movement" don't know the difference between "REPLACE" and "REPLACE ALL" when doctoring their own documents.


What. The. Fuck.*

Could you imagine this happening during a general election? Holy shit, the other party would pounce on this.


*I find myself cursing more and more these days. I blame Barack Obama.


**UPDATE: Surprise, surprise! The "Change Oregon Can Believe In" paper was unexpectedly removed from the Obama campaign web site. Good thing I downloaded it ahead of time.